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A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.
Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?
by The_Shagster June 24, 2011
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1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.
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Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.
Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.
by The Coolest Man Alive May 07, 2006
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the act of punching a guy in his balls
"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."

"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
by Stephen Lellan October 23, 2006
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The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.
Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.

Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.
by Chrotus March 25, 2010
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If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
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An actor who was around before all these dumb little kids knew who he was, and is now being used in fake, not funny at all, facts.
I am a thirteen year old loser who thinks it is funny to say Chuck Norris in every sentence I say.
by AnonymousInUS February 28, 2006
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