Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.
Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.
by Fraser Sanderson May 04, 2006
Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?
Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
by Pat and Brandon July 20, 2006
1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.
by ................................ January 06, 2006
the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.
Dances with Wolves totally Chuck Norrised the Native Americans
by Geppetto Whipple August 19, 2005
The history of chuck: Serving time as a silly clown with a severe case of perma-bone, he decided to end his life of crime and change him name to www.chuckynorris.com
"Hey Carlos"
"Please Just call me Chuck or I'll smash the area that resides left to your groin"
"I'll buy 50 ultimate gyms"
".cum"
by Return of the Faggon August 08, 2003
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