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Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.
by lemon stealing whore May 03, 2013
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This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008
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The sex symbol for many closet homosexuals. Chuck Norris, at best, is a C grade actor, and at best a rusty "martial artist" and I use that term loosely. Was taught personally by Bruce Lee, alongside Kareem Abdul Jabaar, costarred in movies with Bruce Lee. Has never been associated with anything actually worth purchasing. Is idolized by many who are ignorant and refer to him in many homo-erotic "jokes." Falls into the same crap category as Steven "Squinty" Seagal, who surprisingly was actually a martial artist but lost his grip on martial arts in Hollywood.
"Hey did you know that chuck norris doesn't have a..."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
by sonnychibaisbetter February 21, 2008
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One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.

He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"

People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!

See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!

Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive

Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
by therocker6 June 23, 2010
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There was a definition here, but Chuck Norris found it to be less than satisfying. He proceeded to kill the author and bang his wife, and the dog.
Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
by The GSpotter August 10, 2006
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A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:
Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.
by MoonLightGr89 April 05, 2009
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1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.
by AndIhatebabies February 27, 2010
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