Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?
Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
thanks for beating a dead horse
by Pat and Brandon July 20, 2006
A normal actor who people think is Jesus himself. Many stupid things about him started to circulate in the mid 2000's. Everyone thinks he can drown a fish, or throw a bird out of an airplane, but none of these are true.

Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.
Chuck Norris is an overrated asshole.
by Chuck Norris Sucks Big July 10, 2008
hairy sideways mouth vagina
her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways
by cockheeeeead May 03, 2007
Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
by The GSpotter August 10, 2006
A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
by Stanley Marsh January 10, 2007
Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.
by Dex` March 07, 2006
Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.
by Fraser Sanderson May 04, 2006

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