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The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
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by Magnuson February 03, 2015

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The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 03, 2015

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Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.
Chuck Norris is going to hunt me down.
by brosiog November 01, 2014

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014

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Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.
Chuck Norris is going to hunt me down.
by brosiog November 01, 2014

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A misunderstood man, he's a great actor. But for some reason everyone hates him on the internet. Mainly because of the jokes of him on there, but people have to realize that he didn't make em. Random people did, so stop hating on him. Cause he's a great actor, martial artist and man.
Dumbfuck: "I hate chuck Norris because of his jokes on the internet."
Smart person: "you know he doesn't make them y'know?"
Dumbfuck: "fuck you I still hate him"
Smart person: "what a fucking dumb fuck"
by Chuck Norris August 13, 2014

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v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
by the colonel March 30, 2005

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