One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.
Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off
look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.
Chuck norris is the all american hero he is amazing and uber
Chuck Norris won ww2 vietnam kicked out sadaam while making love to an amazing hot supermodel
when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school
1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds
Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris): Bulbasaur!! I choose you! VINE WHIP NOW!!
an awesome, kickass, bad mothafucka. Some facts:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And when I say knit, I mean kick. And when I say sweaters, I mean babies.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks in his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer, and can take a shotgun blast standing.
There is no creationism. There is no evolution. There are only the species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was complete, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and stole his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, admits he should have seen it coming and couldn't stay mad for long. The now play poker every tuesday.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. That has nothing do do with his ancestry. The man ate a whole indian.
Chuck Norris has a word for people he puts in a coma--"lucky."