Error; CHUCK NORRIS: undefinable
Chuck Norris know every thing.
by The Locker Room Guy February 19, 2015
If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
I spelt Chuck Norris. I have won.
by Sadistic_monkey April 24, 2006
The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 03, 2015
The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 03, 2015
Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.
Chuck Norris is going to hunt me down.
by brosiog November 01, 2014
What is Chuck Norris? Ha. Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. Chuck Norris is the world's toughest man. Chuck Norris is the only one in the world who can "Chuck Norris Approve" something. Who is Chuck Norris? He is a man who has a fist under his beard instead of a chin. If you seriously didn't know who Chuck Norris is and you had to look it up, then you are a moron.
Guy #1. Hey, do you know who Chuck Norris is? Cause I don't.
Guy #2. (Leaves the room ashamed of guy #1)
by Doug The Dog November 24, 2014

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