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Chuck Norris is a state of being, it means "Omnipotent," so to feel or be Chuck Norris, is to feel an unlimited source of power.
Guy 1: I am feeling rather Chuck Norris today.
Guy 2: Dude, stop being so pretentious, this is why we hate you.
by $ynchr0 November 26, 2011
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Windows vista refuses to crash or freeze when being operated by Chuck Norris.
by asdfbrian January 28, 2010
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The absolute bosstrocity and godliness of this man cannot be described in words....yes, he is that amazing. In the rating of bossest things in the Universe, he is above any god. Above anything else in sight and mind. You don't touch this man. He is untouchable. He is unfrigginebelieveable. He is...Chuck Norris. You cannot argue. No matter what you say or think, opinions don't matter. It is fact. Chuck Norris is more than a god.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed reports estimate 14 people. Then it blew up a few seconds later.
When you search up to find Chuck Norris on Google and click I'm feeling lucky, you don't find a link. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
by Anti-Everything You Say July 13, 2013
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Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.
Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D
by 13xshadex13 April 15, 2009
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Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is
First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!
by Matt mickey November 01, 2010
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Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris
by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 24, 2010
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1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.
by Mister LoLz April 03, 2009
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