the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?
When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010
NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
I am chuck norris and im not god.
by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006
A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.
Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.
by Tupacolypse December 31, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't exist... If he did exist, he would have smashed my head against the keyboard any siodwjeifhwiehnfoiwhoejwofjwpfj2ewgooirj,mvlkui54hfihnu8g34eio3g4ohg3oir,v...
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by Bilde December 28, 2011
the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.
guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*
by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013
GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE
by GIGITY GUAGMIRE December 07, 2011
you don't find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!
I tried to find chuck norris on here and then it said "chuck norris found you"
by tuggerina August 19, 2011

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