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Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.
John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"
by B-O-G December 05, 2005
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This example was broken by chuck norris.
by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 07, 2007
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When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.
My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.
by DUBL317 November 12, 2009
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the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth
Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.
by Costa Rica March 15, 2008
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You dont define chuck norris chuck norris defines you
chuck norris counted to infinity....twice
chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in
by hdsjkfhdsjkfghjksa May 11, 2010
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the fictional cause or effect of anything in the universe
Nun chucks and the whip was invented just by watching Chuck norris floss his
by Gibbowr August 12, 2008
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The most powerful man on earth.The only person that can rival him is god himself and Chuck still pwns him on a regular basis.
Jesus: I heard you got pwnt by Chuck Norris in Ping-Pong the other day God

God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him
by M.B Wavvy July 14, 2009
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