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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons
by Omega Battle Creator March 01, 2006
 
219.
To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
by Phat Daddy December 20, 2006
 
220.
Gods God. The only man that God fears.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.
by Chuck Norris is God May 04, 2007
 
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
by snallygaster March 09, 2007
 
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A Man Concieved By Two Gods who is invincible to all things mortal and who has sex with more woman that earth can Produce
CHuck norris is God and cannot be defeated
by DirtyHarry February 26, 2007
 
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a.k.a. God; The master of everything.
When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
by Jesus Christo March 19, 2006
 
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The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
by Gai-sensei March 17, 2006