1. The Most Amazing action hero ever.
2. The best types of jokes ever.
Chuck Norris Doesn't do push ups... he pushes the world down.
by Jone Zay December 07, 2008
The one man God fears. Said to have once won a game of checkers in 1 move.He can also shoot down a plane with his finger, yelling "Bang"
Person 1: Dude! was that just a UFO??
Person 2: No. It was Chuck Norris.
by joe94 November 28, 2008
Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
*BAM!*

You got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
by Yes, this isn't original November 07, 2008
He can do anything
Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.
by ArekkusuOwnsYou September 18, 2008
one cool ass mother fucker.
chuck norris is 1/8 native american. not because of ancestry, but because he ate a fuckin indian
by catpajamas21 September 15, 2008
The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God
I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris
by Tom1ner July 22, 2008
God.
Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.
by Maria is amazing July 13, 2008

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