n. The man with the hairiest balls on earth.
Chuck Norris is so cool he dusts ice cubes off his shoulders.
by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 18, 2007
An Round-House Kicking Hero.
When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.
by kidwhoisverycool September 10, 2006
A term of which can be used to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. By yelling CHUCK NORRIS the front seat is yours regardless of whose car or who is driving. The reasoning behing this is Chuck Norris can infact kill any man armed with a shotgun, while being unarmed and naked.
Niri B yelled out chuck norris and is now sitting in the front seat.
by Niri B August 27, 2006
See "God".

Then be roundhouse kick'd.
Chuck Norris is either greater than or equal to God.
by Chris Johnsen January 14, 2006
The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 03, 2015
The physical embodiment of a juggernaut and every action movie star that has ever existed. He is accustomed to achieving physically impossible feats of backwards logic. No one is quite sure what really lies underneath chuck norris's beard. Most speculate it's another fist twice as strong as the 2 attached to his arms (if that's even possible). Others claim it is a built in howitzer. Some have even gone as far as to say that it is a wormhole to another dimension. Though anyone who has ever found out has been promptly de-spined just for the fun of it. On chuck norris's birthday he chooses one very lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Though Chuck Norris is prone to use many forms of violence on his victims he is particularly fond of the roundhouse kick. This feat of brutal precision has recorded to exert 10,000 newton of force into the area the size of a heel. Side effects include but are not limited to, coughing, sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, organ failure, brain damage, explosive diarrhea, face melting, erections that last for longer than 4 hours and death.
A price of paper with the Words Chuck Norris on them makes Roger'so Ranging Rules look like a copy of playboy's edition of the sexiest women in republican politics
by Magnuson February 03, 2015

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