| 8. | the Nation | ||
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A brotherhood formed by a group of young men from the suburban Annapolis area. The Nation started as a low-key motorcycle club but soon evolved into a secret society. Originally created by a young chubby white male, the Nation now consists of all African Americans except for himself. He has since changed his name to Brother Shae Muhammed. Duties done by the Nation are classified as secret and only members know the true identity of the brotherhood. Not to be confused with a violent gang, these brothers love the kids! (Girl): "Who are all those black guys and one white guy
flying down Main Street on those crotch rockets?" (Dude): "Are you fucking crazy? That's the Nation. They love the kids!" |
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| 9. | Widman | ||
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A taller than average white male, who drives a red jeep, while singing to Alicia Keys.
Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion. The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time. Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks. That man cut's his pancakes like a Widman.
Dude your totally being a widman with my ipod... Look at that cute little baby, he has widman cheeks! *Girl 1 to Girl 2:My boyfriend totally pulled a widman! *Girl 2: Oh my goodness! He bought a jeep and he listens to Alicia Keys now? He is so fine! *Girl 1:Yeah an he is taken hoochie. |
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| 10. | Ashlie | ||
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The worst roommate one will ever have.
Absolute white trash at its finest. Whore. Large, floppy, heavy breasts. Chubby. Fat. Obese. Whore. Girl birthed by a teenage mom in a trailer park. White trash to the 10th power obviously. Eli: Dude! Ashlie kicked me out of the apartment!
Leigh: Dude! Who cares? That girl was such a whining, drunken, obese, psycho, homely, hopeless, obese, repulsive monster. You are cuter. Eli: Oh! You are right! What was I thinking in the first place? I am better :) EVERYONE: WE TOTALLY AGREE. |
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| 11. | Marshmellow pumper | ||
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a guy who only has sex with fat pale white women I like going to the club with Mike cuz he's a Marshmellow pumper which leaves all the hot girls for me.
Girl,the only man you can get is a Marshmellow pumper |
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| 12. | Moon Face | ||
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a girl with long hair usually reffered to as Moon face, Big Head, Plasma. Does anything to fit into the popular crowds AKA Sleep around with ugly munts, trys to copy everyone. Has disgusting lips normally covered in white shit. Moon Face is used for people mainly with blackheads, beastly spots, and a huge white wide FAT head (: Boy 1- Eww man look at that skank
Boy 2- Yeah dude, anno shes a propaa moon face, init. Girl 1- Eurghh, imagine getting off with that moon face! Girl 2- Grimm, you'd have puss and blackhead shit all round your mouth. ugly black man lips spotty mong wanna be popular not human gay voice retarded laugh |
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| 13. | belly belly your girlfriend | ||
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When in the process of love-making a male will often be coaxed to ejaculation by his (hopefully) female partner. There are of course possible side effects to letting this happen while still inside your female partner, so just as the male begins to climax he will pull out of the female.
It's a scientific fact that most men ejaculate in three bursts; however the aiming of these shots is usually less than perfect. The first two shots will almost always hit the belly of the girl below the male, but the third shot will often be attracted to nearby people or objects. Should another female be standing around, the third shot will inevitably be attracted to her, (much like Julio to men) usually splashing her in the face. This female commonly has a perusian boyfriend with shrunken male 'equipment', and will be glad of the chance to partake in a real sexual experience, even one as minor as a 'belly belly your girlfriend'. As he pumped away in to the woman below him, Arron felt a pleasant tingling sensation stir around his small, but hairy testicles.
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"I think... I'm going to cum..." He moaned in to Leanne's ear. Blinking, the eyes of the petite Asian woman lit up, "Oh my god, that's like... so gross." She gasped, "Get it out of me you moron!" She moved her hand towards an always close stabbing utensil. Noticing the utensil, Arron let out a loud scream as pulled out and climaxed. "NO stabby stabby for me... NO STABBY STABBY!" Unfortunatly, Arron was a chubby man and was not able to control himself. Two times his white juice hit Leanne's belly, however the third shot went astray, landing on the face of a nearby woman. Julio, who had been watching the nearby action while fantasizing about Arron blinked as a pure white shot of liquid flew past him, splashing in to his girlfriend's face. He paused for a moment before realizing that substance had come from his beloved Arron. A large smile spread over his chubby face as he turned to his girlfriend. "That's... that's..." He whispered, before raising his voice to a loud screen, "THAT'S MY NECTAR OF GODS! I MUST HAVE IT!" With that, Julio bore his girlfriend to the ground, and attempted to lick every last drop of the sticky substance from her face. Back in the corner of the room, Arron looked on as Julio frantically licked every part of the woman's face. Grinning, he exclaimed, "Dude! I totally just belly belly'd your ... |
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| 14. | AIM rap battle | ||
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when 2 people attempt to rhyme and make raps to diss each other. this kind of battle is done over AIM. white kids who suck at rapping trying to act black usually resort to this kind of battle. kid will: yo lets do an AIM rap battle cuz we aint got nuttin else to do and we suck at rapping and we wanna be black
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kid keji: AIGHT! lets do dis. kid will: what u gonna do nigga? kid will: im bigga than u kid will: i can huslte more shit that u can think of prude kid will: i had to stop my rhymin cause my bitch walked in kid will: but i wont eva stop, eva stop rhymin kid kid will: cause im da kind king of da south they all know me by name kid kenji: u say ur black, and ghetto, and goddamn hood, but u can dance about as well as Elton John could kid kenji: u say ya straight, and right, and downright pimp, but to tell u the truth, i see a bleached white blimp. kid will: i might be a blim, and down right chubby, but that more than u can say cause the girl wanna fuck me kid kenji: the girl wanna fuck u? gimme a break. ur like some boobs and a dick on a birthday cak kid will: U think that u can take me? the kind of da south? kid will: FUCKING ASS is all that u do kid will: i wish that u would stop and let me do what i do? kid kenji: William Ashby Brewer? The king of the south? Thats hard to say when u got someone's dick in yo mouth. kid will: but apparently ur gay and u just fuck up there hair, see da gurl dont like u cause u cant find that spot, i can understand how it might be hard, cause u dicks to small to get the spot in ur bitches..... kid kenji: i cant find the spot? my dick is too small? well see the problem is that u, u have ... |
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