Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

chodasaurus Rex 

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.

1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

chodasaurus Rex by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009

cumasaurus rex 

Positioning your arms like dinosaur while cumming on a girls face.

"Girl, he totality cumasaurus rexed on my face!"

cumasaurus rex by -DW March 10, 2014

Chodasaurus-Rex 

An impressive bowel movement on iceberg proportions that actually extends above the water level of the toilet bowl and touches the area of the body that would be called the "chode".

Dan vented his furious dump of epic porportions, wearily sighing as it touched his chode. The "chodasaurus-rex" was back- after mistakenly thinking it had been extinct for the rest of Dan's lifetime.

Chodasaurus-Rex by Bonillawafer July 11, 2011

Chlobasaurus Rex 

a large, bipedal carnivore that enjoys cheap bottles of wine and Dallas Green

Wanna have a wesh this week Chlobasaurus Rex?

Chlobasaurus Rex by Mick Young April 16, 2008