Chryston High School

The big gem of a school called Chryston High is planted in the middle of Chryston and Muirhead, near Glasgow in Scotland. Basically Hell in the educational form, with many types of people attending from the 'Popular Kids all the way down to the social retards. These pupils are noticeable in the area, normally wearing a blue and black tie, with the face of someone that has lost hope in it all. The locals will definitely notice this 'school' after the old building is demolished causing lost souls and demons to fly out from the haunted structure, with the new building soon to become a victim of this. Attending Chryston gives you an aura something similar to an acid trip, fused with a depressant. This school comes with a unique set of teachers, and by unique..I mean special, with about 80% of them being stir crazy and/or mentally delusional, with the extra 20 still in the 'real world.' You won't find another school like this one. Trust me, you really won't.

Example 1

Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F

Example 2

Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...

Example 3

Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?

Example 4

Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......

Chryston High School by AndrewC1995 May 2, 2011

Christon 

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.

girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable

Christon by nobbyknees July 7, 2010

chrysonoe 

A beautiful volleyball player that never shuts up. She makes weird noises and is sometimes loud. She has no difficulty finding friends with the name of Styliani Zoi Chip Kassalia.

Don't fuck with Chrysonoe!

chrysonoe by kjhgcytdchhb hcfu January 17, 2018

chrystyna 

An extremely funny and cheerful girl who is usually scared of things that she believes could kill her. She is not shy, though, and everyone knows her name. Often talks about coconuts, and she is very trustworthy. When she likes a guy, she seriously likes him, and is very determined to make him like her.
Chrystyna can be an amazing entertainer, and she could make you laugh when you are feeling down

Guy: Did you hear that girl? All she talks about is coconuts
Girl 1: Yeah, she's really funny. And I heard she's a really good singer.
Girl 2: Yeah! She must be a Chrystyna!!

chrystyna by The Turtle. 0_o July 10, 2014

CHRYSONOE 

CHRYSONOE is a beautiful sea creature that never shuts up and is a volleyball champion. She is good at cheating during exams and she doesn't find difficulties having friends. Her celebrity crush is Zac Efron. She likes apples and if you mess with her, she will rip your heart off.

Don't fuck with CHRYSONOE!

CHRYSONOE by kjhgcytdchhb hcfu January 17, 2018

chrystine 

Chrystine is the most stunningly beautiful girl you will ever met, all tho she has a hard time with love she is a keeper. She tends to be a bit clumsy but if you ever met a Chrystine keep her around, she'll be the most loyal best friend you could ask for.

Chrystine is so beautiful

chrystine by haybales101 May 20, 2018

chrystina hai

the most beautiful girl in the entire world. nobody else and nothing else can compare to how perfect they are. she leaves you speechless at a glance. gives you butterflies whenever you're around her. always knows how to make you smile no matter what. ( even if its just by a text ) you'd be the luckiest person in the universe to have someone like her in your life. she's perfect in every single aspect of life.

My girlfriend Chrystina Hai is the most amazing girl in the world.

chrystina hai by nikeaddict10 January 3, 2012