Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

crotchular 

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

crotchular by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Crotchability 

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

crotchula 

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

crotchula by Spenny June 24, 2006

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

Crotchal Region by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchless chaps 

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

crotchless chaps by Broaud June 14, 2008