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chronovore 

Derived from Greek "chronos" (time) + Latin "vore" (eating). Any of a variety of time-consuming and potentially addictive toys, games or activities. Especially apt for computer games and web surfing.
"I was going to go to bed at 10, but World of Warcraft is such a chronovore, I was up until 3 a.m."
chronovore by Edwarq July 26, 2008
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Chronoceebs 

Sometimes Ceebs alone does not define just how little we give a fuck, or just how little we care/how little effort we have. Therefore, anyone who is suffering from a very acute case of ceebs may be a sufferer of chronoceebs (or Chronic Ceebs). In turn, this can be abbreviated to the chrono's. Many of us can relate to this feeling on a Monday morning in work.
I'm suffering with a severe case of Chronoceebs.

or

Geoff is suffering with some serious Chrono's today.
Chronoceebs by synaesthesian July 10, 2011

Chronversation 

A conversation had by two or more individuals under the influence of chronic or marijuana.
"Dude, that was a wild chronversation we had last night."
Chronversation by E C S January 18, 2009

chronometer

1) A very accurate clock.
2) A poster on a number of board with an unpredictable streak
That Chronometer is teh secksay beast!
chronometer by Chronometer August 2, 2003

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.
Arg matey, set your chronometer!
Chronometer by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

cronover 

see zombie hunter, just there, who?
"just because" and "cronover = chronic"
cronover by queer of france February 8, 2008

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.
I put my new chronometer on the wall.
chronometer by Hellcry June 26, 2004