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chronocracy 

Chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; The act of stealing time by a government from its citizens, by keeping them too busy with non-jobs, to notice the devaluing of their currency, over a longer period of time, making the citizen obligated to perform more and more work, for less actual self yield, as compared to an earlier time, like we see happening though "the eternal crisis" today.

By slowly devaluing money in a citizen's pocket, his time becomes worth less overall, (less money compared to older and more money equals rule by old over new power) thus he must work longer total of hours of his total life, to avoid becoming a persona non grata. Newly born citizens are born in a already divided up world, forever chanceless to come into power over previous gathered, and expanded over time fortunes.
The literal meaning of the word Chronocracy, has changed from original thought.
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chrongrats 

Birthday or anniversary wishes, congratulations on having a birthday, anniversary, or celebrating any milestone relating to time.
Chrongrats on your 21st birthday!
chrongrats by GeoFan49 August 15, 2006

chornography 

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
chornography by calicoblondie March 11, 2011

Conogram 

Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address.
Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.
Conogram by JFork December 15, 2008

chronorape 

The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.

Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.

Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?

Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.

Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
chronorape by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009

chronocracy 

chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; a form of government based on the recognition of time constraints on any form of power and the necessity for periodic change of leaders and transfer of powers on all levels. Under chronocracy, the social life is determined by the regular replacement of political, scientific, economic, and cultural trends, methods, fashions, and personnel in measured periods of time. Presidents, computers, car models, artistic trends, dress cuts, schoool textbookss, etc. have to change periodically to maintain their authoritative status as "new."
Is America a democracy and what does the term "demos" mean as applied to contemporary societies? No doubt, however, that America is a chronocracy, with a rigid system of enforced change on all levels, from political leaders to dress fashions and technological designs.
chronocracy by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

Chronollama 

Where you have a schedule to take care of different llamas.
Grazer: Ok, according to the chronollama chart, first Bob, then Pete, then my wife.. I mean...

Bitch. Lol.
Chronollama by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009