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2.
The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
by Jean-Rene' White January 02, 2004
 
1.
Masturbating frequently everyday, more than 5 times a week.
Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped
by Omukae April 09, 2010
 
3.
Weed Induced Masturbation.
Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED
by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010