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christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
by wilja September 21, 2005
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Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
Dude, I know you love the Jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.
by a very bad man September 07, 2005
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