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When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
by coheed92 October 16, 2010
 
1.
Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba
"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"
by ArtSeaOne February 12, 2005
 
2.
a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.
I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.
by Kyle White December 29, 2003
 
3.
The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.
Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.
by Max Debord April 15, 2007
 
4.
Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.
After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!
by DeeJay December 12, 2003
 
5.
A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
by T-Bone Hardy January 24, 2010
 
6.
1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa
by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009
 
7.
Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
by Banebdeath December 11, 2010