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When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top
I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused
by Santa's a little pervert November 20, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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When a relative or person is horny around the holidays
Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis
by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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