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-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio.
-Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne.
-Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen.
-Does not hesitate to hit females.
-Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him.
-Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm.
-Convicted bro-rapist
-Pizza bandit
-Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff
-Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one middle school
-Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!"
-Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG
-Laughs like a emphazemic old woman
-Contemplates nestling his popped collars
-Currently half pops his collars
-Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop)
-Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework
-Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend
-Certified hallway roamer
Dude, when I was just sittin in my room doing my homework the other day, I smelt Christian's signature cologne seeping under my door and my ass cheeks accordingly clenched like a vice grip.
by Captain_Morgan September 24, 2007
19 88
a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy
He sounds like a christian
by {:-)-]--[ February 16, 2010
63 133
Good looking guy both inside and out with a great personality. Fun to be around because he always makes you laugh...acts like a BIG KID!!! =P Sports loving fan. He is responsible and honest, faithful and loves children. Any girl would be lucky to be with him.
If you don't have a Christian, get one soon cause they go fast. Each sold seperatly shipping and handling not included...sometimes, ha ha ;)
by Princesa Leia May 04, 2010
45 120
Believes there's a man in the sky... what more is there to say?
Christian: I'm a Christian

Non-christian: Dude... that sucks

Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.

Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!
by copernicusmike September 06, 2007
166 241
Someone who likes to convert or lecture others because they don't follow their religion, rather than minding their own business.
I am a devout Christian. You will burn in Hell for your Atheist views.

Doesn't the bible say *not* to judge others?
by The Rosie May 13, 2007
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A person who believes at least the following:

There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.

In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".
Christians believe in the divinity of Jesus.
by JerseyJohn December 11, 2007
195 275
A person who believes in the teaching and word of god and believes that jesus is and always will be the son of god and that he was sent from above by god and died on the cross to pay the ultimate price for our sins future and past alike and rose from the dead to be with with the lord.
I am a christian I attend Savannah Christian Church and study and believe in the teachings of god!!!
by Chyna Young February 28, 2007
138 218