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christanity isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. Dexalism
A religion based on comsumption of dextromethorphan, a dissacioative drug.
Christanity is whack, try Dexalsim.
by PeoplesMind Nov 14, 2003 share this
2. Uber-Christian
1) He/She who devotes herself to Christanity in a highly unhealthy way.

2) He/She who allows Christanity to take over his/her life and influence his/her decisions

3) the Jesus Christ Superstars
I just got stabbed with a pointed cross by an uber-christian
by word. Mar 1, 2004 share this
3. Christian Work Ethic
Form of management practice, where all workers are driven to maximise output without any incentive except that of keeping thier jobs.

So-called because, as in Christanity, any rewards you wearn will only be recieved after you are dead.
" I'm working a ten hour shift, and the bosses ahve cut our bonus and refused to hire on replacement staff; They are now promoting the palce as having a Christian Work Ethic"
by D F Stuckey Mar 1, 2004 share this
4. bastardized
Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.
Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.
by GuidoPosse69 Feb 7, 2005 share this
5. Neo-Christanity
Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD Mar 20, 2005 share this
6. atheist
There are a few ways to be an athieest....

1: To be really annoying and make fun of people for their belife in god, or some other supernatural being. Therefore dicraseing all his/her athiest friends whom they are trying to impress.
2:To be a passive atheist, one who does not give a flying fuck about what everyone elce is beleving and just goes with what they think, and do not try to convince other to follow them.
3:To be poseur atheist, when you say you dont belive in god and yet you still go to church, youth group, ect. and while there ATTEMPT to act as if you dont care, but secrectly you do.
4:To be an on agian off agin atheist, this is an extemly annoying type of atheiest, this is a peson who will tell you they are an atheist as soon as they find out you are to try and impress you, then will later come and tell you that they have converted to christanity or some other religion. THEN will come and tell you, like three days later, then they are not back to being an atheist. (as if you care....)

the end.
1:Guy-"DUUUUDE YOU BELIVE IN GOD!!!!! WTF OMFG!!!! THATS SO STUPID, YOU KNOOOOW HE DOESNT FUCKING EXXXISSST!!!" pauses to take breath and turn to friends "Hey i sure told him didnt I guys?"
friends- "Yeah, whatever"

2: Guy- "Yeah im catholic, so what religion are you?"
Me-"Im an atheist."
Guy- "What?! You're going to hell, you know that right?!"
Me- "I dont really care..."

3:Some girl- "Yeah im like toatlly agenst relgion,its terible, and really dumb too, i hate those stupid idiots who belive in it...." *cries inside* "forgive me lord.."

4:Me- "Mhmm, im an atheist"
Girl- "Really....me too"
*three days later*
Girl- "Im sorry, dont get mad at me, im a catholic now."
me- "Its not like i care you know...."
*Two hours later...*
Girl- "OMIGOSH, religion is so stupid, i hate it (ect.)"
Me- "Will you make up your mind?!"
7. Christianity
Perhaps the single most debated thing in the entire world, next to abortion. Involves major characters from religions across the world, such as Islam and Judaism. In all three religions, a single God stays in the middle of all conflict, with differing views depending on the religion one is looking at.

The major difference with Christianity, though, is that Christians believe that Jesus of Nazareth, a man who was born around the year 0 (while most scholars now believe the date could have been a couple of years later), was and is divine. The story behind Jesus is that God, the loving, caring, creator of the universe, saw that the world was slowly sinking into it's own evil, and sent his only son to save the people, by offering himself as a sacrifice to cleanse the sins of the people of the earth. This form of sacrifice dates back to early Jewish practices, except that instead of an innocent human, animals were sacrificed to please God and beg for forgiveness.

There is no doubt that Jesus Christ did exist, as three major world religions do make references about him, only in differing ways. The Jews think he was a prophet, not the Messiah (perhaps because his teaching went against many of the things that Jews originally thought), the Muslims think he was a prophet, but that he had little significance besides the fact that he was a wise man, and the Christians think he was divine.

Personal Opinion: For all of you athiests out there, I understand that believing in an a...
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