Neo-Christanity 

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.

Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.

Neo-Christanity by JackD March 20, 2005

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Tom Christianitis by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.

When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.

War on Christianity by opinion emitter October 25, 2010

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life

"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie

christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

Republican Christianity 

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.

George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.

Republican Christianity by jesster79 March 16, 2005

pseudo-Christianity 

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever

It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity

pseudo-Christianity by user13357 November 2, 2013

christani

The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.

ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!

christani by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020