Chrispin 

A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.

Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.

Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.

Chrispin by chloegothoes April 20, 2017

Chrispoo 

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

Chrispoo by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

Christchurch 

A city of around 400,000 people who jump into doorways and under tables on a regular basis. Toilets are often holes in the ground, and portable toilets are present on many streets. Sometimes one can see crap swimming down rivers to the sea. This is because so many of its residents shit themselves every time there is another earthquake. There is no central city any more - it all fell down. Brick chimneys and unreinforced brick walls are to be avoided. So are tall buildings, hills and cliff faces. February 22 2011 was the shakiest day yet.

Christchurch: The City that Rocks
Christchurch: It's Munted

Christchurch by ShakyEd April 17, 2011

Christcels 

Niggas who concoct some bullshit crossed between Christianity and White supremacy except Yahweh takes precedence and so based non-White Christians are more important than White non-Christians

Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.

Christcels by Dripstein February 16, 2022

chrischael 

Dont ever do this again. i will die. seriously STOP DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!?! I WILL TELL U absoulute incest. its a definition of crying child x michael afton. FROM FNAF.

Never come here again.

Seriously dont.

being serious i hate crying child x michael afton. Chrischael is incest :)

chrischael by hi never come here again :). April 10, 2022

chrismcleansslut

The best Chris McLean simp ever. The only person Chris McLean will fall for.

"Did you see chrismcleansslut new video?"
"Oh yeah! They're so sexy!!!!"

chrismcleansslut by PEEEPEEEPIOPOOOE July 16, 2021

Christchurch 

A city in New Zealand that experiences many earthquakes.

Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Christchurch?
Dude 2: Nah, there will probably be an earthquake.

Christchurch by Abraxos August 3, 2018