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chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
by jamiecook December 04, 2012
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When someone fucks up something or ruins something.
*Friend breaks something of yours* Wow dude, you are Chrising!
by mtek March 26, 2013
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A man who is overly mad at the world and hurts happy people to increase his self esteem. He has jerk for a girlfriend. Bassically, a goth hater.
Wow, that guy was chrising on everyone.

Hey stop chrising off.

by Matthew Simon December 07, 2006
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Is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn't wake up till 6pm unless it's to go to the bathroom or kitchen. Someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. Is beyond the definition of Lazy. Chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. Eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also pass as participating in Chris-ing. Also diving erratic like a Mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered Chris-ing. Having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the muffler is one requirement for Chris-ing And Driving. Chris-ing And Driving is Illegal in the state of Florida, Texas, California, and Georgia.
Charles, you have been Chris-ing all day. Let's go outside and work out, your so fucking lazy!
by Charles12355 January 16, 2009
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The art of being of bum.
1: "Want to come to the mall?"
2: "Nah, man got to jam with my band."
3: "Yo, chrising it up!"
by TomJeff December 27, 2011
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(verb) to correct someone with obnoxious facts that are both unnecessary and untrue.
"Well ACTUALLY that's incorrect, it really means..."
"Dude, stop Chris-ing. That's not even right."
by killmeeeeeee January 23, 2017
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