Chrispie

A contraction of Christian and hippie which pretty much says it all. Pot smoking, bible thumping and overly self-righteous in every imaginable way. Chrispies are a separate culture from Rastafarians though there is some crossover. Chrispies are usually white and dreadlocks are optional. They may claim adherence to obscure and archaic sects such as the Essenes or Mandaeans but don't ask questions because they will tell you way more than you would ever want to know and they will not stop talking. Ever.

That Chrispie chick told me that psychedelic mushrooms were the original sacrament of the Apostles.

Chrispie by Gangliospunk September 4, 2010

Chrispie

a fully freckled hoe with a big fat ass. big elephant ears make her floor just like her dad or an elephant. her orange hair draws the boys in but her flat ass scares them away. she looks like a walking arse with lots of junk in the front but none in the back

chrispie is a leprechaun

Chrispie by hahshdhdjsjsjns November 25, 2018