a tall, scrawny piece of shit. most commonly known to whore around with a variety of girls yet his performance is rather weak in bed and he has an abnormally small penis. most simply put, a chris mccready is an asshole, douche bag, pussy, mother fucking cock sucker with moles all over his body which are quite a turn off. In his natural habitat, he is picked on by all males bigger than him for his pathetic and pussy-like attitude.