| 1. | dick cheese | ||
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when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.
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| 2. | chris deacon | ||
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Chris Deacon is a legitly legit balla. He has many, many STDs, including some which have never been discovered outside of his giant pants.
He is also a world-renowned porn director. I got chris deaconed and my penis turned green.
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| 3. | dick shed | ||
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the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer. "look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."
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| 4. | chris | ||
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kid who sits in his room all day beating off to megaman. and tenticles up asian girls asses.. he like nuts lodged in his mouth.. he sucks dick all day and he has no friends megaman- that kid over there is a fag
zero- dont you mean hes a chris? megaman- hellz yessum! |
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| 5. | Getting a Big Dick | ||
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Someone is getting a big dick when they try to prevent you from doing something you really want to do, when they get heavily angered/saddened at something small, or a mixture of both. Person 1: "I need to leave work 30 minutes early tomorrow."
Person 2: "No. I don't give random breaks to my employees, who the hell do you think you are?" Person 1: "Don't get such a big dick about it." Person 1 to Person 3: "Wow, our boss was getting a big dick earlier." |
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| 6. | Loaded Dick | ||
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Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun. Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!
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| 7. | Chris | ||
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basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. Damn Chris is such a Chris
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