the stupidest entity on the face of the planet. known for smoking large amounts of marijuana, standing around with his hands in his pockets, and just being awkward in general. see also goat.
chris, bro- so...like...bro...i was like...in my english class, bro...and like...i was like...writing a paper, bro...and like....it was an english paper, bro...like...for my english class, bro...
chris, bro- what, bro?
brawskee=bro but its like on steriods so its kooler trust me
"thanks bro" would become "thankz brawskee"
bros are preppy dicks who normally have their last name tattooed somewhere on their body . wearing mostly abercrombie hollister,ae or aero with a backwards baseball cap. work out 6 days a week. are obsessed with beerpong and drink keystone and natty ice. they also like to play stupid xbox and guitar hero constantly.if not that then watching football or ufc. bros also like tanning beds.and listening to tech n9ne and over play it way too much, that or lil wayne. are often found with hoes. bros are all fags that are waiting to come out.
chris bro:hey bro wanna chill bro.
nick bro: ya bro we should go buy a 30 pack of keystone and then play beerpong for a couple hours bro.
chris bro: ya then go fuck some hoes bro.
nick bro: yea then eachother bro!
To bail on ones bro(s).
Chris: Hey dude, you still want to go grab some grub?
Nate: Sorry man, change of plans. I'm just going to jack off to some gay porn.
Chris:...You fucking bro bailer.
Scott: Ian, didn't Nate say he was coming to our kegger tonight?
Ian: No, he decided to stay in to watch the Gossip girls marathon with his gf.
Scott: Wow, what a douche.
Cory: He's like the unholy king of bro bailing.
Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.
"did you see her after she got dissed?"
"yah bro, she got chris browned!"
That chick who always hangs around with one group of bros. She has basicly been doing a circle of sexual favors for each bro in the group.
Jamizzle-"Hey i heard that the night after taylor blew jared, she had sex with dave!"
Ari- "she also blew chris, but she was too drunk to remember that one, what a Bro whore"
When you blow out a fellow bro in fantasy sports. It only applies to a bro blowing out by a huge margin another bro in any fantasy sport OTHER THAN fantasy nascar cause that pussy shit is for rednecks
This week in fantasy football my team, BLUNTSMOKINGANUSDESTROYERS, with Chris Johnson, Drew Brees, and Andre Johnson had a Bro Out by 72 points over the Cockopotamuses, led by Kevin Kolb, Ryan Grant, and T.O. Sorry Bro you had to see that coming.