chrisevanssexual 

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

chrisevanssexual by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

chipsen 

Doing absolutely nothing, while eating chips the whole day

What do you do on an average day? Oh, just chipsen.
Spotify developers are chipsing the whole day.
What is your goal in life? Chipsen.

chipsen by Nouri! December 17, 2022

Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

Chripster 

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.

"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."

Chripster by Red Couch August 17, 2011

chrisevansisdatingme 

the silliest goose on the planet!! One of my fav mutuals tbh ily <3 #thienna4life

"Did you see that chrisevansisdatingme made another video about thanos?"
"Yeah! #thienna is my fav ship"

chrisevansisdatingme by heybbg August 30, 2021

ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

ninja chirpse by Gerontius June 6, 2013

white collar Chirpse 

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.

"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."

white collar Chirpse by LewisG August 18, 2014