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chrisisamong 

where anybody called chris who cant spell the word "Ethiopia" correctly and also stinks of shit
"omg that chris is chrisisamong"

Chrisisawesome 

A bitch but I have mixed feelings for him.
Person 1: who is chrisisawesome?
Person 2: how tf should I know. The only thing Ik is that I hate and love him.
Person 1: so you have mixed feelings?
Person 2: yes.
Chrisisawesome by 9khehe February 23, 2022

mariam chrikishvili 

mother teresa of the BTU course students <33 dedofala of konspectos
mariam chrikishvili, can u help me on exams? pls pls
(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.
Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!
Chrisis by mandawanda March 27, 2010
(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown
person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"
chrisis by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019

Chrijism 

Chrijism (Chri-Jizz-um)

A religion that is founded upon the dislike of physical activity, work, or any actual effort in any field. In which every day is a religious holiday including Abalabonica and Rotomoflailgica. It is believed in this religion that in 19234 b.c Humanity was created by a form a man named Dr.Blaaagh and since that day, he has been minding humanity, and occasionally creating natural disasters just to spice things up.
Johnothan: Hey man, how come you never do ANYTHING?

Billy Bob: Coz' Im a Chrijismist/Chrijislamic/Chrijismalite/

Chrijism (you know you want to)