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1. chow mein
a wrongly spelt name for "Chow mien" which means fried noodles. Pronounced like "chao mien" Usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers.
Shane: Let's get some chow mein!
Xiangji: It's Chow Mien, u fucktard!!!
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