Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.

crotch monkey by Joe from Idaho April 15, 2006

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Crotch Monkey

an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear

guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?

Crotch Monkey by Flappy McSpitz February 7, 2009

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Choch monkey

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.

Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey

Choch monkey by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

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chooch monkey

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.

Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid

chooch monkey by the smart one (; March 1, 2011

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