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knight in shining armor that comes to save the day whenever trouble is near. A man of great status that always gets what he wants.
randy is the knights of all knights
2. the chosen one
The chosen one is the only person that can save the planet from evil destruction using his combined forces of godliness
Hey you saved the world yesterday you are the chosen one!
3. The chosen one
A singular person, who is chosen, usually for some special world-saving destiny. It's also a cliche.
Buffy from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", Link from "The Legend of Zelda" and Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige from "Charmed" can all be described as chosen ones.
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4. the chosen one
Can also known as "The One". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.

Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.
Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.
5. Kings Cup
This is a great game for a small or large group of people. from about 3- A LOT. The only problems when playing this game is that, if people are already smashed then a lot of times people cannot pay attention, and if there are a lot of different ways of playing.
How to play: A full deck of cards is placed upsidown, like the game Go Fish, in a circle formation around 1 "kings cup." Try and find a sweet cup to pour your drinks in(this will be explained with the KING card). One person chooses from the circle of cards and the game begins. Each card that is picked from the circle is then flipped over for everyone to see, the game doesn't work if no one else can see the cards. It defeats the purpose.
Aside from the rules that go along with the deck of cards, there is another rule, which is silly but a fun extra chance to get one person to drink is, the first person to break the circle of cards drinks once. No biggie, but hey, the more alcohol consumed, the better.
ACE: community is the easiest, meaning everyone playing drink once. Some people play "waterfall" which would start with the person who picked the card and when they start drinking everyone else does, then when the card-picker stops the person to the right then has the option to stop whenever they like, and when they do the next person to their right has the option to stop drinking whenever they like, and so on. This gets the last person in the circle really drunk because they are the last to stop drinking. But since there is already a lot of drinking going on in the first place, "Community" is a good rule for the ACE

2: is,"to you." meaning, the person that picks this card will point to one other person in the circle and that chosen person will drink two.
3: is "to me." meaning the person that chooses this card will drink three
4: is, "to the whores." All girls drink once
5: is "up high." Last person who raises their hand in the air drinks once.
6: is "To the dicks" All guys drink once
7: is "to the floor." yes this does not rhyme, but bare with me. Last person to put their hand on the table drinks once.
8: "pick a mate." The player that chooses this card picks another player to drink once with them. There is a twist to this rule though. What you CAN do is when a player chooses this card and picks a mate, EVERYTIME the card-picker has to drink, their mate does too(drinks once). This can get totally riduclous, and great because there are 4 chances to pi...
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6. Time Person of the Year
World's biggest asshole.

This definition was sealed after George W. Bush, Bono, Giuliani, Putin, and you were chosen for the position in their respective years.
So I overheard the list of nominees for Time Person of the Year 2008. They are: Ahmedinijad, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, the CEO of Exxon Mobil, and apparently the Pope.
7. Worst Person in the World
By far, the best segment from MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Three nominees are chosen in the order of "worse, worser, and worst". The usual candidates are the idiotic propagandists from Fox News like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck along with other conservatives like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Karl Rove, and Rush Limbaugh that are never called out by the rest of the media for their stupid comments and inability to do simple fact checks.

usually seen as an immature, somewhat juvenile segment by critics, it tends to be more for comedic relief and satirical purposes (as olbermann likes to use voices to make fun of the person), but has been known to take a serious tone depending on the subject.
Billo the clown, today's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
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