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A cross between a fork and a chopstick."

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" Damn this lo mein is hard to eat... I wish I had a chork!"
by Quixoticdreamer May 03, 2009
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A cross between chicken and pork. usually unidentifiable as to whether pork or chicken is the dominant meat in a particular piece of chork.
Chork is usually served on tuesdays with the cheapass fajitas, when the lunch ladies are to lazy to fix us a proper meal.
by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003
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Noun: a nickname for a norco.

Verb: to eat a norco.
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Noun: I think I'm sick because I ate to many chorks.

Verb: Lets chork some norks n get freaky! ;)
by chorklord December 08, 2013
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(n) A foul tasting/smelling cigar that is not necessarily a bad brand.
I bought a box of Punch Gran Puros and 3 of the 25 were total chorks.
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Chork. 1684. Verb. (hurl forth or excrete)
I.To chork or chork upon. II.Old English phrase of barfing.
"The old cabbaage was consumed and thus reappeared by means of the gentlemen chorking a woofer. (also: narfed a loofy)
by Hodo November 04, 2003
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mid-15c., now Scottish, "to make the noise which the feet do when the shoes are full of water"

To "chork" is to make a noise like feet walking in waterlogged shoes.
Caught in the rain with no shelter, he was soon chorking his way towards a terrible cold
via giphy
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Julie sure can chork a dork.
That bitch can chork a mean dick.
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