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dick chokers 

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.
every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.
dick chokers by joegunn December 17, 2008

barn chores 

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008
A beligerent ghoul who wears track suits, henri lloyd sweaters and baseball caps all the time (even in court) and tries to prove oneself by picking fights with innocent and usually solitary members of the public. Chorer's are basically townies or chavs who steal on a regular basis, ie they chore.
When not on the chore they are usually causing willful damage to public and or private property, sniffing gas, hanging outside McDonald's in Halifax and giving abuse to strangers.
example A: "Someone chored my motor!"

example B: "Ey dack 'ed you startin?"
"Fuck off and get a job you lousy Chorer"
chorer by Hector Knox October 13, 2006

Procrastination Chores 

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
Procrastination Chores by Dballa October 1, 2010

Minor Chores 

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.
Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!
Minor Chores by Donultimate February 24, 2020
male or female underwear of any type
"Hey Vato! Look at my new pair of choners."
choners by Jonner May 16, 2005