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chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet
Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in
Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

Chormoon 

A "chipwich" with chocolate ice cream, two cookies, texture varies, and chocolate chips around all of the sides. must be accompanied by a bottle of poland springs water to get the complete chormoon effect. best when enjoyed with friend. not family.

NOTE:DO NOT TRUST IMITATIONS. IF IT IS TOLLHOUSE OR ANY OTHER BRAND AVOID CONTACT. MAY CAUSE CANCER IF INGESTED INPROPERLY.
".... "
cafeteria lady:"do you want one of those cchoshdushdshits that you get?"
me: "A chormoon, and yes i do."
cafe: "1.75, out of five.. "

or.

faye: "CHOORRRMOON!!!"
me: "YESSS!!!"

or

yeah. chormoons are orgasmic.
Chormoon by brandon stanek October 21, 2005

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)
You filthy chodemonger!
chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

Choomoonai 

Something small and tiny. Can be used to describe something small as cute (for example a kitten). A derivative is Choomoonoonai.
Awww, look at that choomoonai kitten, isn't it cute?
Choomoonai by a5678 October 6, 2004

chodemonkey 

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"
chodemonkey by barrycheeko July 7, 2006