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choreagrize - verb. To tap-dance around the substance of an issue or objection by attempting to change the way it is categorized.
"In the 1980s, the Federal government choreagrized the lack of vegetables on public school lunch menus by reclassifying ketchup as a vegetable."
by jorgWobbblington March 10, 2010