Chopjaw 

The overly enlarged area where the chin merges with the neck. It sometimes protrudes further than the chin itself. Looks like a goiter, and/or a bullfrog's inflated neck gland.

"Look at the chopjaw on that slamhog."

Chopjaw by Big Balls Niglett January 15, 2009

chipsaw puzzle 

the bizarre and most unfortunate phenomenon that sometimes occurs within a bag of chips when two or more chips intertwine, creating one colossal chip and, should you unsuccessfully attempt to break the chips out of the puzzle, a very big mess of shattered chip crumbs, getting all over your freshly swept floors, getting up in everyones barefoot toes and being generally irksome.

dude, i'm warning you right now, if you try to undo that chipsaw puzzle instead eating it whole and you get chip crumbs all over our clean floor we are officially no longer friends.

chipsaw puzzle by homework joe March 2, 2010

chopsworth

One to two grams of marijuana. Enough to roll a chop. A chop is a fat blunt of bomb.

Lemme get a chopsworth!

chopsworth by Chop Chopenstein September 9, 2009

Chopsworth

The exact quantity needed for the construction of a single chop.

Duke Angelo: Ay, what shall I do? Verily, I am dryer than the antediluvian plains of Africa, and my lone Swisher be-stales itself apace.

Nicolo: Peace, my lord! I have procured for you, from a most generous and dutiful peasant, a small sack: no harvest-festival bounty, to be sure, but most certainly a veritable chopsworth.

Duke Angelo: Truly, you alone shall be my son, and the rightful heir to this kingdom.

--from "The Courier's Tragedy," Richard Wharfinger, 1788

Chopsworth by T. Drometheus Chopworthington January 14, 2010

chopaw spork 

A heavy straw, also used as a chopstick, curved into a spoon-like shape at one end and with two prongs at the other end. Serves as a straw, chopstick, spoon, and fork.

"Man, these chopaw sporks are really useful, now I only have to buy two kinds of eating utensils and can save money.

chopaw spork by mistycee April 5, 2009

choppawhooper 

someone that is over wieght

that fat person is a choppawhooper

choppawhooper by boyne1207 September 1, 2009

Chopsan 

A kind of martial arts move that renders the recipient stunned purely from it's ineffectiveness. This move is normally performed when inebriated.

I gave him the Chopsan

Chopsan by TheCobra January 19, 2009