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Medical procedure undertaken in parts of East Germany prior to World War I. A 'chopinoptomy' procedure can be performed on brains, limbs and any other protruding members. Popular amongst oppurtunistic ewoks.
Aka. 'oppurtunity'.
After I had my chopinoptomy, I found that I had so many more opportunities presented to me.
by Super Disco Dancing Isaac June 27, 2005