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Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Related Words

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018
swaggef name to call ur chonker friends
chipdip is my fav bitch
chipdip by Summie Wummie May 16, 2021

choadtitus 

you think about a choad,crave the choad,have the choad,etc.
Jonathan has choadtitus,and cant stop thinking about the choad

choadstain 

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.
Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!
choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008
Owned/pwned by ones chode.
That was such massive chodage.
Chodage by Calhix March 3, 2009