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A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021
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(Noun) The vaginal secretions of a ready, willing, wanting, and waiting woman ready to make.
Swiftly Nikki slid his hand between Shannon's legs, his fingers slipped through her bikini panties and found his place in her warm and welcoming honey hole. He could feel her cooze slide slightly down his finger and he knew she held a place for him tonight. Shannon smiled slyly at him and she mouthed something sexy to him. 'It's good to be wanted' Nikki thought to himself.
Cooze by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2020

Choose Game 

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

cooze cruise 

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt
"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"
cooze cruise by lucky January 8, 2006