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Chooch-milk 

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.
After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.
Chooch-milk by Testeclees July 15, 2010

Chooch Wagon 

Name given to a big diesel pick up truck. Sometimes this truck will have the ability to roll coal.
Example1
guy 1: man this truck she goes fast.

guy 2: ye she be choochin.

Example2
Just got a new chooch wagon
Chooch Wagon by pwagon September 9, 2013
The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately.
Every time Mike K. drinks, he acts like a chooch.
chooch by JoeFrat September 22, 2008

Chooch on a Bagel 

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

Chooch Bag 

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.
Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

chooch master

One worthy of consumption of an abundance of cannabis.
yo that nigga is a chooch master, he choochin' all the bud!