choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

choof off

Australian slang for leaving or departing.

Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!

choof off by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014

choof box 

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

choof box by Googles October 29, 2004

Choffee

A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.

Can you get me a choffee please

Choffee by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

Choofed by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

Choffer 

A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.

"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"

Choffer by Beens November 10, 2014

choofmonster 

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.

Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!

choofmonster by Googles January 3, 2004