Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Chrofer 

Short for chronoloafer, or waster of time.

1. Someone that wastes time.
2. An insult given to a person for doing nothing more than waste a person's time.

"I've put so much effort into making it work, but they're just a chrofer."

"You've been babbling for ten minutes! Get out of my way, chrofer!"

Chrofer by Eirwyn May 14, 2019

Choose Game 

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.

Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

Choose Game by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

choof off

Australian slang for leaving or departing.

Ah well, it's about time to choof off, I reckon!

choof off by Plennygoodspelleh? February 6, 2014

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

choof box 

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

choof box by Googles October 29, 2004