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8.
Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit

1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).

2: n. An indefinite quantity of marijuana.

3: n. The sound a train makes.
1: "I'm gonna choof a few billies and then crash for a while."

2: "I'm gonna see if I can get onto a bit of choof later on. Wanna come over for a smoke?"

3: The train went choof choof up the hill.
by Indica Man May 10, 2008
 
1.
Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.
I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.
by Googles January 17, 2004
 
2.
1. Weed.
2. To smoke weed through a bong.
1. Can you sell me some choof.
2. Let's go for a choof.
by Diego November 12, 2003
 
3.
An Australian terminology for Marijuana mainly when smoked in a bong or the action of smoking Marijuana through a bong.
Hey buddy! have ya got any choof on ya?
I'm dying to have a choof!
by David Vanhalen March 04, 2003
 
4.
smoking marijuana, lighting and inhaling cannibis
I'm just getting my bong to have a choof
by Sirlaughalot666 April 15, 2005
 
5.
Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.
'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
_______________________

'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'
by straightouttatovil February 07, 2012
 
6.
1970's surfer slang for sub par. Something that sucks or is lame.
"Man, I drove all the way out to the beach and the surf was totally choof."
by sonsofspartacus September 08, 2008
 
7.
a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.
dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.
by Kyle Peterssss November 06, 2008