To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.
Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.
by zomgPeterson August 03, 2008
To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."
After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.
by Souttron, Papa D August 01, 2009