a style of facial hair that is part beard, part mustache. Chop refers to the thick sideburns that blend into the mustache. Distinct from a full beard in that no hair is present on the chin or lower jaw.

Dude, William Hurt sported a sweet chopstache in the movie "The King".

chopstache by StretchOne December 11, 2007

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Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

Coonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008

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crossatch

A man who always brags about how big his testicles/balls are.

"Yesterday,John was being such a crossatch!"

crossatch by Bungieooh4a December 19, 2014

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