channing the tatum 

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

channing the tatum by VonComedy June 13, 2014

double chinning 

The act of laying down, looking down at some sort of device on your chest, and scrolling aimlessly through every social media network and letting the time as well as your youth pass on by. This causes not only a double chin but isolation amongst your friends and family.

"Hey what are you up to?"

"Not much, just double chinning."

double chinning by CRobare July 9, 2014

chonging 

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases

dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud

chonging by chongchingchow November 28, 2019

Chonging Turd 

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

Chonging Turd by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

Channing all over your Tatum by LoSho March 5, 2013

fat channing 

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.

1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.

fat channing by CheesyChester October 14, 2014

channingoo 

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.

I really just want to channingoo him jeez.

channingoo by Neko45 November 21, 2019