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6.
another word for a pinch of tobacco
hey ray ray you going to take a chonk with me?
by smuff October 16, 2008
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1.
Aussie word for sex.
Picked her up in the pano (panel van) took her to the top carpark, chonked her!
by Jimmy james perth boy July 10, 2008
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2.
A substitute for the word fuck.
Chonk you mother chonker. What the chonks wrong with you. Chonk this shit. This chonking sucks.
by Paula F. April 29, 2007
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3.
To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.
Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!
by Andrew October 04, 2003
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4.
Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ
"Dude look at Chonk shred!"
by The Real Chonk June 05, 2009
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5.
A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 15, 2010
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7.
In the poker world, an Asian player who is a consistent loser and makes -EV plays regularly.
"Vinh dropped another $33k on UB today? Wowwww what a chonk."
by Nathan Duffy October 26, 2007
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